The Art of Suan-ing from Toddler X

Lesson 1: 绕一圈来SHOOT你

Uncle X was talking rather loudly 'cos he was angry at sth. Toddler Y found him very loud, pulled on Aunt's sleeve and said:

'Ah Yee, I like Big Uncle. 'Cos he never gets angry and is very gentle'

'I also like 2nd Uncle. 'Cos he always smile and helps me'

Ah Yee: 'Uncle Y leh?'

Toddler Y: walks away


Lesson 2: Be responsible for your actions

Salesgirls in Aunt's shop was moving in the cosmetics and the last girl had to leave the door open as they had no hands to close it.

Hands on her hips, Toddler Y shouted:

'LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN FOR THIEVES TO COME ARH?!?!'


Lesson 3: I don't drink cold water

Salesgirl gave Toddler Y a cup of cold water thinking that all kids like cold drinks. However, being new, she does not know that Todder Y was brought up to drink warm water ONLY.

'这么冷的水, 你要冷死我啊?'


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And the Toddler Y is these stories are none other than - yours truly. OMG. I didn't know I was such a suaner since young. And you know wad, after hearing my xiao yee talk abt my childhood days spent at her shop, the first two stories were only told to me today.

My my... will my kid talk like that in future?